For years now I've been trying to summon the courage to write a song about rejection. Surely it's a woman's inalienable right to choose her own destiny and we men have no right to impede that process? It seemed to me apposite that I should choose to celebrate the good times I had with a woman who ultimately dumped me rather than sulk in a mire of pain and confusion. Accordingly my latest song is called "Fuck off and die you motherfucking bitch" It will bring tears to your ears, people.

I'm liking the sound of that already...will there be a b side?

There certainly will, Scoobs; in the same gracious spirit as the first side I have come up with the imaginitively titled "Fuck off and die you motherfuckin bitch (Part 2) Of course for my more diehard fans there will a new album in ths shops for Xmas called "BP 15's relentless struggle against greed and exploitation" for sale at just £67:89 ex VAT. Naturally with you being a fellow BlueNose I will not be expecting you to pay the Full VAT, Scoobs.

What's VAT again?

Bloopy, put me and Smudger down for a copy each of the twice aforementioned single. He likes a bit of edgy, racey stuff does our Smudge, especially the racey stuff, and especially if he can get good odds..

mm...the imagination is running wild over this single...a cross between The Sex Pistols and The Dead Kennedys' maybe..
K.R.O.

HELL YEAH!