I was delighted to hear Morrissey on Desert Island Discs this week. Was a very good and entertaining 45 minutes of sonic beauty and verbal dexterity.
It is still available through the medium of the BBC Radio 4 iPlayer but only until Friday morning.

You've most probably heard it already Lobby, but I thought i'd post this just in case loike.

Did he manage to last the full 45 minutes without collapsing or storming off in a hissy fit, because one of the production team placed his cup of coffee carelessley on the edge of the coaster causing a drop to spill onto the table very near to his ever so delicate ego then,Sham?

<- That's the presenter reading Mozzas song list and pretending not to notice him storming off to cancel yet another concert.The big girls bra.

wait till Lobby reads that....!!.... ....good job there's a good few hundred miles between 'ya,otherwise.....
K.R.O.

Yeah,bring it on.You think I'm scared of someone who complains about having a blacksmiths thumb shoved up his arse? I've had bigger things than that shoved up......oh hold on,a bit too much info there I reckon.

Thanks for the warning Mr Shambles

Cor blimey Sassy give your norf and sarf a rest you cow-san...Oh and I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention my anal violation in this forum as it is a place of the arts and insists upon a modicum of decorum loike?

I'm off work Friday Sham so I'll give it a listen while Bluerain is cleaning the house/ironing/washing the cars/cutting up firewood/digging up the parsnips/whatever else that these women-folk do to pass the time of day whilst their husbands are being all arty and intellectual by absorbing the musings and fine musical whims of the finest the song-writer that the world has ever produced?



<---He'll be listening in too once he's shoved that lovely big thumb up my sweet little ass...

Good Lobby, I got it wrong in my original post and it is available on iPlayer until 12.02 PM on Sunday 6th Dec.

Yes,I'm sorry Lobby but I've thought of little else lately.Your rectal violatory experience dominates my every waking hour.Which is nice.

Just lent it towards my seasoned ear, thanks for the heads up Sham it was most entertaining. Although I can't see the next Desert Island Discs with Baroness Scotland being as good loike?

I heard it and thought what a miserable c*nt

I didn't hear it but I still thought what a miserable c*nt. Mind you people often say that about me. Sometimes they even leave the "miserable" out. I'm not bitter.

Most Geniuses are Jassy, hence why Alex Turner is always so chipper?