ever have our little quizzes any more?

No problem Jim at all..just the one then..


1. Which international who gained over 50 caps played for Blues in the 1990's and a few years later played for Kidderminster
K.R.O.

Was going to say Jeff Kenna, Panja's all-time fave player. But he didn't play for us in the 90's, did he?

Can't think ofmany who've played for Blues and Harriers?

Well I suppose it was a tough 'un....Barry Horne was ya man...think he actually scored for Kidderminster...!!,which was a rarity..!
K.R.O.

What was that song that the fans used to sing about Barry Horne? It was to the tune of Robin Hood...?

...was it ...Barry Horne Barry Horne riding through the glen,he's gonna score one day but we don't know when Barry Horne...Barry Horne....

K.R.O.

I think it went like "Barry Horne Barry Horne riding through the glen, Barry Horne Barry Horne wearing number 10..." But then I can't remember the rest of it loike?

I'm not very good at remembering terrace chants...Now crap Ethiopian puns on the other hand?

When Stevie Winwood auditioned for lead singer in the Spencer Davis Group he was up against one other singer for the job.


Go on, tell me who it was......and no, it wasn't Robin Hood

That's a difficult one, Jim. I've tried to google the answer but had no luck so far.

Was it Robin Hoo...

Oh,in that case was it Robert Plant?

Not sure about this one Mick, this one's going to keep on running for a while.

If I told you how close you wasn't you'd be amazed.

Incorrect, me old flower.

Is it Ken Charlery, Mick?

You're actually closer that Sus Dave, but it's still incorrect.

I heard this amazing, heart stopping 'i was there moment' fact on beloved Gold Radio the other day and following an in depth Googlestigation I have found it to be not quite true.....but it's close enough. He didn't apply for the lead singer's job, he wanted to be sitting down.

The question stands

"Ken Charlery Ken Charlery riding through the glen..Ken Charlery Ken Charlery wearing number ten..His name's Ken Charlery, he's good at archery...Ken Charlery Ken Charlery Ken Charlery ..."

Right then, seeing as nobody could answer that question, I've got another. Sir Elton John once auditioned and failed to join which famous 1960s Birmingham band?

Elton John, Elton John with his merry men,
he shagged them once, he shagged them twice, he shagged them all agenn,
Now he's very sore, but he still wants more,
Elton John, Elton John, Elton John

Was it Francis Dunnery Mick?

"Dunnery Dunnery strumming through the glen, Dunnery Dunnery plays Castle Brom again, the fibre optic trees, are flying from Aldi's...Dunnery Dunnery Dunnery"

But has he got 12 disciples though?

Body, Doyle and Cowley running round Lun-Den
Chasing baddies, nicking crooks pretending to be hard-men
We know the truths
They’re just a bunch of poofs
Professionals, Professionals, Professionals

Paul Weller Paul Weller used to be quite good,
Paul Weller Paul Weller never understood,
He never could quite be,
As good as Morrissey...

Morrissey Morrissey Morrissey...

Morrissey, Morrissey, how is it he does it?
A dozen albums and scores of songs, recorded in the closet
They can't bring him much luck
'cus he's miserable as f*ck

Morrissey, Morrissey, Morrissey

....Mick v Lobby...seconds out...
K.R.O.

Paul Weller, Paul Weller, he hasn’t got a clue
He was quite good once but now he’s 52
Even when he’s 53,
He’ll still beat Morrissey

Paul Weller, Paul Weller, Paul Weller

Paul Weller Paul Weller he's got an album out,
"We can't wait, we can't wait" his fans all like to shout,
But look for insertions,
of lousy cover versions,
What a fraud What a fraud What a fraud...

The fella in question regularly charters an aircraft off a mate of mine who flies him to Venice to go shoe-shopping..

We know a song about that.