I guess most of you have either heard of or actually played the Withnail and I game?
Basically you match the actors ,drink for drink, throughout the film,probably avoiding the lighter fuel and replacing it with vodka or absinthe or summat though?

However,if drinking yourself into oblivion and possibly into hospital isn't your thing then how about the Ice Cold in Alex game? What you (and ideally a couple of chums) do is at the start of the movie eat the hottest curry you can handle,then go the whole film without drinking anything until the famous scene at the end where John Mills necks his pint in one,then at last you can join him in downing one.No fast forwarding allowed mind.It's a true test of ones mettle so it is.

So any others you can think of or come up with?

Maybe something for a future out of season BN1 meet up?

It's a brilliant idea for a thread but I just can't think of a reply to justify it. I'm expecting great responses from Dave, Lobby, Panja and Sham......Sham? ......Sham?


Must watch more movies.

Match the actors with porn gets my vote.

Start off with some soft porn, concentrating on poor acting and learning repair and maintenance of domestic appliances. Before having a bit of a cuddle whilst pretending to have sex.

Then move on to the harder European stuff. Invite the neighbours round. No acting required, but a knowledge of ridiculous OTT porn speak is a bonus. If she's comfortable with saying "split me half with your love truncheon" whilst attempting the reverse cowgirl DVDA, then it's time to move on to stage 3.

Bang on a bit of export strength porn. Invite the neighbours pets round and put an easily cleaned groundsheet down over the carpet.

You get a few friends around in the living room and place a bottle of Glenmorangie on the coffee table. The you play the first season of The Wire on digital versatile disc and the very first moment that something interesting happens in any of the episodes then you all have to take a generous glug of the whisky...It's an ideal game for those thinking of giving up Whisky actually?

Nice idea for a game,Dave but you've obviously never seen my neighbours.


How about a game of Blazing Saddles?
What you do is get a few mates around for a take-away meal evening but also they must bring a can of baked beans each with them.You are not allowed to eat anything for an hour prior to the film starting.You can drink though,and are in fact encouraged to do so.Anyway,what happens is,you wait until the famous fire-side farting scene and if anyone can time it so they let rip at the precise moment that the scene is running,then the others in the group have to pay for the take-away meal,while they themselves can only eat the can of baked beans.The fart has to be announced,no sneaking out a silent one and then claiming victory.Also if two people manage to time their bum whiffery to perfection then those two get their meals paid for by the others.It's up to you to decide the limits (i.e. One player shouldn't end up paying for say five others....or maybe they should? It's up to you).
Also if nobody lets rip during that scene then you all have to suffer the baked bean feast.

It's a bit erm..long winded but could be like a breath of fresh air if you like havin' a bit of fun with your fillums loike?

Perhaps you could find a friend and drive around looking for a villa fan to give a lift to. You would of course need a gun with which to 'acccidentally' blow off the viler's head. To pass the time whilst driving around, maybe a conversation regarding what the French call Big Macs would be appropriate.