..and Ashley's split, a spokesman said ''the liabilities on bets placed on the Cheryl and Ashley spliting this year was in low five figures''.
K.R.O.

What kind of sick fecker would be waging money on the prospects of someone's marriage failing, I wonder?

Doubt if anybody here on BN1 would have had a bet on it...?
K.R.O.

I think a few of us considered splashing out on Cheryl

Better then the regularly used 'red hot tip' pun.

Cheryl's beauty , stoicism , her unstinting compassion for humanity , not to mention her astounding singing voice and pioneering work on TV's The X Factor have been an inspiration to myself through some dark days. She is a worthy successor to Princess Diana's Queen of Hearts crown and that dastardly Ashley Cole has insulted the nation with his philandering ways and unchivalrous behaviour towards the lady I know simply as Our Beloved Chezza.

I had a pony on the split at 5/2 which paid for my new mobile phone.

I had a fiver at double carpet burns..

It seems it was all Cheryl's mum's fault that Ashley was forced to stick his dick into all those tarts!

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It's great innit?

They live in a £6 million mansion for fecks sake,he makes it sound like they're living in a two up two down with paper thin walls.I probably live closer to her than he does.

Must have been very cramped with the 3 of them

It appears that Ashley is now 'begging Cheryl to give him one last chance or another..er.. last chance'...
K.R.O.

This surely is only his third last chance.

Just think how many Joey Barton gets.

Scoobs, in light of CC's new single status can we set up a new dating website section, which offers to find love for football fans, and football widows. Knowing my luck I'd end up with the former Mrs Parlour.

Knowing my luck I'd end up with the former 'Mrs' Justin Fashanu.